London Erratics Cricket Club

Founded 1974 for recreation and refreshment


Saturday 8 September 2007
London Erratics v Horningsham
at Horningsham

Shoe fetish


HORNINGSHAM batting
1   c Eltringham b Berrigan 1
2   b Stephenson 2
3   lbw b Eltringham 19
4   c Khawaja N b Stephenson 0
5   lbw b Stephenson 16
6   b Eltringham 33
7   c & b b Eltringham 4
8   not out 55
9   b Berrigan 35
10   not out 0
11  
197 for 8 dec
Fall of wickets: 1–3, 2–13, 3–18, 4–34, 5–46, 6–77, 7–106, 8–195

LONDON ERRATICS bowling
Berrigan 8 2 35 2
Stephenson 9 2 47 3
Eltringham 11 0 44 3
Ward 4 0 27 0
Khawaja J 2.2 0 16 0
Heller 0.1 0 0 0
Neal 1.3 0 21 0
For our first visit to the pleasant setting of Horningsham village, the opposition hadn't mentioned that the wicket was an artificial one. The start, already held up by late arrivals, was therefore further delayed as studs were removed and footwear swapped. In this match against a team combining the talents of Horningsham and Peter Oborne's White City XI, the Erratics won the toss and elected to field.
Brian Berrigan and Michael Stephenson began in scintillating form. Brian was too good for one of James Rivington's old authors (true), who paddled to Matthew Eltringham at square leg. And with his remodelled action, Michael S produced sumptuous swing, which removed one middle stump and gave Nasir Khawaja two catches behind — one of which he held. Peter Oborne smacked four boundaries before being given out by his brother James somewhat in the manner of an air traffic controller ("Visibility good, ball on approach path vector two zero, cross-wind 10 knots, batsman you are cleared to depart, OUT!").
At this point, Brian's spell had to end because the aforesaid umpire James O needed his shoes back in order to go and pad up; Brian reverted to his spiked boots, in which he could run around in the field. But replacement bowler Matthew E chipped in with another lbw, leaving the Erratics feeling happy: five down, scoring rate only 3 an over. Tristan Ward started nicely, but the new bats started to step up the pace. A sharp low return catch by Matthew E broke the little partnership.
This sixth wicket brought to the crease James O (known to several through the indoor nets at Lords); Erratics skipper James R countered by introducing young Jaspar Khawaja, who was unlucky to see the new bat dropped off his bowling. After 27 overs, the home side were still only 96 for 6: and this got better when Matthew E removed the free-scoring No. 6. But an extraordinary 30th over rocked the composure of the Erratics: after two deliveries, Jaspar pulled up with a side-strain, and could not continue; Richard Heller took his place, but was contorted with shoulder pain after only one ball; Matthew Neal finished the over.
Thirty-two runs off the next 3 overs prompted the recall of the opening bowlers, Brian now sporting the shoes of umpire Peter O — but the change (in bowling and footwear) was not a success. The right fielders never seemed to be in the right place: when James O was dropped for a third time, the spill earned him both a six and his half century. A late wicket for Brian was no compensation for the 46 soul-destroying runs plundered off 3 overs from the seamers.

LONDON ERRATICS batting 4s  6s 
Neal bowled 27 2   
Ward caught 44 4   
Khawaja N lbw 0    
Berrigan caught 9 1   
Eltringham caught 5 1   
Evans run out 1    
Davie caught 15 1   
Stephenson run out 0    
Khawaja J NOT OUT  3    
* Rivington NOT OUT  0    
Heller    
120 for 8
Fall of wickets:  1(Neal)–54, 2(KhawajaN)–57, 3(Berrigan)–83, 4(Eltringham)–90, 5(Evans)–92,
6(Ward)–103, 7(Stephenson)–107, 8(Davie)–120
All credit must go to Matthew N and Tristan for not being daunted by the task ahead of them. They made a measured start and ran well, then in the 10th over they began to cut loose. A valuable fifty partnership came up in the 13th over — and Matthew was out in the next, a victim of new bowler James O.
Controversy in the next over. A loud snick suggested that Nasir had been caught behind, but he hadn't felt it and umpire Richard didn't give it: the home team expressed their own views. Two balls later Richard gave Nasir out lbw — and would later affirm it was a genuine judgement, not a politically convenient one. An unfortunate sequence of events, which inevitably left Nasir feeling aggrieved.
Brian (now modelling Michael S's shoes) and Matthew E both hit boundaries (Matthew's a beaut), but both gave catches. Michael E played an attractive shot to long-on, which unfortunately didn't quite have the legs to reach the boundary: equally Michael, who had been hoping to stand and admire his handiwork, had neither the legs nor the determination to complete the second run that Tristan had called him for. But despite these losses, after 27 overs, the Erratics had reached 96 for 5 — the exact same mark as Horningsham, for one fewer wicket. Could the visitors repeat the devastating final onslaught to secure an exciting win?
No. Tristan's finely constructed innings of clips and steers finally came to an end. Simon Davie's call of "Yes! No!" left Michael S stranded on his backside. But the immaculate Jaspar showed Simon how to settle down, and picked off some handsome singles. Simon couldn't resist a swish at the end, which earned him a boundary and then a dismissal — leaving James R to see out the last five balls from James O.
The hospitality afterwards was superb.

Match drawn

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